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Nature of Content
BootyNews is a satirical publication operated by BootyNet. All articles, headlines, quotes, and stories published on this website are fictional and intended for entertainment purposes only. They do not represent factual reporting or real events. Nothing on this website constitutes genuine journalism.
Purchases
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Personnel
Any journalists, editors, contributors, or staff named on this website are fictional. Any resemblance to real individuals is coincidental and, frankly, a little concerning.
Sources
All quotes attributed to individuals or organisations on this website are fabricated. BootyNews does not conduct real interviews. Any resemblance to actual statements made by real people is coincidental.
Contact
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